The War of the Sexes !!

It was always there and it will always be there....
To begin with, One-up for the guyz ....
Guys at college (not specifically mine) had 'researched' an extremely efficient way to rate girls. Broadly classifying them under "Malibu" and "Mallipoo", a guy could always predict how the girl would react to a particular situation based on these categories, thereby considerably lessening time-consuming debates and eliminating biased opinions. Says a guy, "This technique is based on the psychology of the female ... and hence, is extremely efficient. Not only that, this technique takes into account both the physical and mental aspects of the female". Others are in complete agreement with this fella. Another dude is of opinion that girls who have qualities intermediate of the 2 categories could be classified into sub-categories of "Malipoo" and "Mallibu".

Two-up for the girls ?!?!
Girls usually termed boys to be, well.... 'just boys'. But, alarming facts have recently come out of late that girls have mounted an enormous counter-offensive to this strategy. Putting guys under a strict classification of "Chilli-Beef" and "Thayir Sadham" (curd-rice???? hell's bells !!), femmes are only proving what has already been proved.... "Girls are evil" (A coupled logistical+mathematical proof given at the bottom). Girls argue that sub-categories would be "Unacceptable". That's quite plausible because "Thayir-Beef" and "Chilli-Sadham" have well.... a 'weird taste' (esp. Thayir beef). But why such a strict classification ... a more reasonable method needs to be researched into (That's one down for the girls). Guys are protesting that this method is 'illogical' and 'foolish', as there is no firm basis for the classification."It is not a broad and global method of classification", speaks out a guy.

Guys are hoping that gals will soon drop this is inefficient method (they are relying on the
psychological fact that "The female mind is fickle") While the guys are quite lenient towards the girls (holes are always burnt in the guy's pocket isn't it?), gals seem to be unrelenting in this war. When will they see reason? As of now, the guys and gals have an even scoreboard; but unpredictable outcome of this clash remains to be seen. The devil's plan of spreading discord has supposedly succeeded. Top analysts are already stating that the repercussions of this clash may well result in the 3rd World War!!! (Looks like I got carried away a lil' too much :D )

Point to Note: Sources indicate that this rivalry among the sexes is a more raging gossip item than the ongoing India's future-deciding sibling-rivalry of the Ambanis.
- Advocatus Diaboli

To Prove: Girls are Evil
Proof:
To keep a girl happy a man must spend a lot of time and money
So, Girl = Time x Money
But, Time is money, so, Girl = Money x money = Money^2
Money is the root of all evil ,
Girl = ((Evil)^1/2)^2
=> Girl = Evil